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 Feb. 5, 2008

MASSACHUSETTS PRIMARY
The general sentiment going into Super Tuesday was that it would either decide everything or prove that this presidential race was a fight to the finish. Well, yes and yes. For the Republicans, John McCain clinched enough delegates to make him nearly unbeatable. Mitt Romney took his delegates and went home, suspending his campaign. Mike Huckabee had a strong showing in the South and said that he was sticking with it, but the odds are long and many relegated him to running for VP.

For Democrats, Barack Obama won more states and inched out Clinton to claim more delegates. With months of primaries and caucuses remaining, it became for them a Democrats vs. McCain contest. Although Ron Paul remains and collects single-digit percentages most states, he's on the media's ignore list. At least Mike Gravel gets a consistent 0 percent to earn his media blackout.


HILLARY CLINTON
56%

BARACK OBAMA
41%

MIKE GRAVEL
0%

MITT ROMNEY
51%

JOHN McCAIN
41%

MIKE HUCKABEE
4%

RON PAUL
3%

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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

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Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.

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War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.

War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.

War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

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The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.

Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.

Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.

Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.

Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

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Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.

Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.

Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.

Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

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I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

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Humor is just another defense against the universe.

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He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.

It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.

I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

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The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

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A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

I hope life isn't a big joke ... because I don't get it.

TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.

Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.

If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

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I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.

Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.

Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.

When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.

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Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.

If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.

If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.

We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?

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Men have become the tools of their tools.

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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.

I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.

Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.

Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.

Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.

A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain

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The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.

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Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain

The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

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Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.

Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.

Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.

A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.

The truth is more important than the facts.

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.

Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.

Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

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Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.

I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.

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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

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I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.

Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

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Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it

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There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.

Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.

In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist — and better tools.

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Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.

Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

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I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

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A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

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It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

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A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

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Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.

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Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

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Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.

The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.

If it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.

If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.

All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.

The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.

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Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

If thereÂ’s one thing I know itÂ’s God does love a good joke.

If thereÂ’s one thing I know itÂ’s God does love a good joke.

If thereÂ’s one thing I know itÂ’s God does love a good joke.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.

Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.

Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.

Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time

Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.

If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.

If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.

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